We've all felt like this before.

Drunk kitties are really adorable.

A complete guide.

Ladies.

How to Fix a Broken Coffee Maker

(works for most machines)

1.) Place filter in filter basket.

2.) Put desired amount of coffee in filter.

3.) Put some water in coffee machine.

4.) Close appropriate lids.

5.) Place jug where the fucking jug goes.

6.) Press "Brew", "Make Coffee", "Go", or other large clearly marked button.

Coffee Machine, now, miraculously, will no longer be broken.

I love my friends

2 Cubicles away from me right now: Typical chatter between two aging employees.

1 Cublicle away from me right now, crazy lady is typing furiously and all the while shushhing quietly.

clickclacktypteyclickclackclackackack"shhhhhhh"clickcstypeyclicklckcclaclaclck"shhhhh"typpclackclick
"shhhhh"clackytypetypeclickclacktypeclickclcick"Shhhhh"clicksclack"shhhhh"......

Does she expect her neighbors to quiet down? Is that what she's shushing? I can't the the source of noise-I'm not talking and I got a new "quiet keyboard"

I think I need to write a memo.

Fucking Amazing.

p.s. Trey Sucks

Work so far this week.

Worked on a Sunday.

Printed thousands of pages of documents.

Wasted a lot of paper.

Got made fun of by Boss.

Printed out more documents.

Sorted more documents.

Spanned time on the internets.

Got an $11 Turkey Sandwich for being a trooper.

Got a phone call from Danny, "Hey, Alex, I just got back from a bar where they give you FREE Bourbon!"



Except this time, I'm Khaaaan.


The turkey sandwich was dissapointing.

Hybrids are Death Machines

Hybrids are way too fucking quiet. A lime green one almost ran me over, and I would have never known what killed me.

CSI equals knowledge

I work in a small office, with 10 or so people, so I tend to hear a lot of the chit chat and noise. The other day, the woman in the cubicle next to me was talking to one of the lawyers, and I overheard this tidbit.

"Well, you know, we watch CSI every thursday, so, I would know."


I heard nothing else of this conversation, but, what the fuck? Assuming that she wasn't just talking about CSI, what relevance does it have for anything?

This is coming from a woman who also demanded that I get a new keyboard because my previous one was "too loud" and was keeping her from doing her work.

She also tried to make coffee without using a filter.

And she keeps telling me I should go to medicial school, instead of law school, because that would make my mom happier.

I need some earplugs.

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