I love my friends

2 Cubicles away from me right now: Typical chatter between two aging employees.

1 Cublicle away from me right now, crazy lady is typing furiously and all the while shushhing quietly.

clickclacktypteyclickclackclackackack"shhhhhhh"clickcstypeyclicklckcclaclaclck"shhhhh"typpclackclick
"shhhhh"clackytypetypeclickclacktypeclickclcick"Shhhhh"clicksclack"shhhhh"......

Does she expect her neighbors to quiet down? Is that what she's shushing? I can't the the source of noise-I'm not talking and I got a new "quiet keyboard"

I think I need to write a memo.

Fucking Amazing.

p.s. Trey Sucks

Work so far this week.

Worked on a Sunday.

Printed thousands of pages of documents.

Wasted a lot of paper.

Got made fun of by Boss.

Printed out more documents.

Sorted more documents.

Spanned time on the internets.

Got an $11 Turkey Sandwich for being a trooper.

Got a phone call from Danny, "Hey, Alex, I just got back from a bar where they give you FREE Bourbon!"



Except this time, I'm Khaaaan.


The turkey sandwich was dissapointing.

Hybrids are Death Machines

Hybrids are way too fucking quiet. A lime green one almost ran me over, and I would have never known what killed me.

CSI equals knowledge

I work in a small office, with 10 or so people, so I tend to hear a lot of the chit chat and noise. The other day, the woman in the cubicle next to me was talking to one of the lawyers, and I overheard this tidbit.

"Well, you know, we watch CSI every thursday, so, I would know."


I heard nothing else of this conversation, but, what the fuck? Assuming that she wasn't just talking about CSI, what relevance does it have for anything?

This is coming from a woman who also demanded that I get a new keyboard because my previous one was "too loud" and was keeping her from doing her work.

She also tried to make coffee without using a filter.

And she keeps telling me I should go to medicial school, instead of law school, because that would make my mom happier.

I need some earplugs.