tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73181231518239801402011-11-27T16:05:56.538-08:00a-ronoreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7318123151823980140.post-47585192350089865202007-09-16T21:20:00.000-07:002007-09-16T21:22:16.181-07:00<object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aA3dHi_o7Yw"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aA3dHi_o7Yw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Drunk kitties are really adorable.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7318123151823980140-4758519235008986520?l=lawdontgoaroundherelawdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a-ronoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7318123151823980140.post-25633231528113489382007-09-12T16:33:00.000-07:002008-12-09T18:40:20.484-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qxRrVq-3GwA/Ruh3oBUKVyI/AAAAAAAAAAM/BXx9CTc9lLc/s1600-h/0912071439.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qxRrVq-3GwA/Ruh3oBUKVyI/AAAAAAAAAAM/BXx9CTc9lLc/s320/0912071439.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109465306683299618" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Ladies</span>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7318123151823980140-2563323152811348938?l=lawdontgoaroundherelawdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a-ronoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7318123151823980140.post-3087044101677351312007-09-12T11:07:00.000-07:002007-09-12T11:15:17.107-07:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" >(works for most machines)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">1.) Place filter in filter basket.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">2.) Put desired amount of coffee in filter.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">3.) Put some water in coffee machine.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">4.) Close appropriate lids.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">5.) Place jug where the fucking jug goes.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">6.) Press "Brew", "Make Coffee", "Go", or other large clearly marked button.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Coffee Machine, now, miraculously, will no longer be broken.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7318123151823980140-308704410167735131?l=lawdontgoaroundherelawdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a-ronoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7318123151823980140.post-21836473036404103612007-08-29T19:55:00.000-07:002007-08-29T19:56:34.725-07:00<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i59.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/roomediggit/blackedout_0001.flv" height="361" width="448"></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7318123151823980140-2183647303640410361?l=lawdontgoaroundherelawdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a-ronoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7318123151823980140.post-55238684661165873292007-08-29T10:15:00.000-07:002007-08-29T10:25:19.553-07:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >2 Cubicles away from me right now: Typical chatter between two aging employees.<br /><br />1 Cublicle away from me right now, crazy lady is typing furiously and all the while shushhing quietly.<br /><br />clickclacktypteyclickclackclackackack"shhhhhhh"clickcstypeyclicklckcclaclaclck"shhhhh"typpclackclick<br />"shhhhh"clackytypetypeclickclacktypeclickclcick"Shhhhh"clicksclack"shhhhh"......<br /><br />Does she expect her neighbors to quiet down? Is that what she's shushing? I can't the the source of noise-I'm not talking and I got a new "quiet keyboard"<br /><br />I think I need to write a memo.</span><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7318123151823980140-5523868466116587329?l=lawdontgoaroundherelawdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a-ronoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7318123151823980140.post-6137625399882864642007-08-20T23:34:00.001-07:002007-08-20T23:35:18.498-07:00<embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i59.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/roomediggit/DanMeansandNeerRambert.flv"></embed><br /><br />p.s. Trey Sucks<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7318123151823980140-613762539988286464?l=lawdontgoaroundherelawdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a-ronoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7318123151823980140.post-45269056792693337602007-08-20T23:17:00.001-07:002007-08-20T23:33:15.773-07:00<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Worked on a Sunday.</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Printed thousands of pages of documents.<br /><br />Wasted a lot of paper.<br /><br />Got made fun of by Boss.<br /><br />Printed out more documents.<br /><br />Sorted more documents.<br /><br />Spanned time on the internets.<br /><br />Got an $11 Turkey Sandwich for being a trooper.<br /><br />Got a phone call from Danny, "Hey, Alex, I just got back from a bar where they give you FREE Bourbon!"<br /><br /><img src="http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/roomediggit/2khaaaaan.jpg" /><br /><br />Except this time, I'm Khaaaan.<br /><br /><br />The turkey sandwich was dissapointing.<br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7318123151823980140-4526905679269333760?l=lawdontgoaroundherelawdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a-ronoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7318123151823980140.post-69818448039301540902007-08-16T14:21:00.001-07:002007-08-17T16:05:42.299-07:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Hybrids are way too fucking quiet. A lime green one almost ran me over, and I would have never known what killed me.<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7318123151823980140-6981844803930154090?l=lawdontgoaroundherelawdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a-ronoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7318123151823980140.post-10751804096182233692007-08-16T12:00:00.000-07:002007-08-17T08:55:27.930-07:00<span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >I work in a small office, with 10 or so people, so I tend to hear a lot of the chit chat and noise. The other day, the woman in the cubicle next to me was talking to one of the lawyers, and I overheard this tidbit.<br /><br />"Well, you know, we watch CSI every thursday, so, I would know."<br /><br /><br />I heard nothing else of this conversation, but, what the fuck? Assuming that she wasn't just talking about CSI, what relevance does it have for anything?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">This is coming from a woman who also demanded that I get a new keyboard because my previous one was "too loud" and was keeping her from doing her work.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">She also tried to make coffee without using a filter.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">And she keeps telling me I should go to medicial school, instead of law school, because that would make my mom happier.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">I need some earplugs.</span></span><br /></span><br /></span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7318123151823980140-1075180409618223369?l=lawdontgoaroundherelawdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a-ronoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7318123151823980140.post-34312711330034800272007-05-15T16:45:00.000-07:002007-05-15T16:46:58.743-07:00This is a blog.<br />I am a blogger.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7318123151823980140-3431271133003480027?l=lawdontgoaroundherelawdog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>a-ronoreply@blogger.com1